Hi my lovely Bloggers,
Who of you like cats?? I'll tell you this; "CATS ARE SCARY EVIL DEMONS OF FLUFF." Seriously cats are EVIL. Inspector Gadgets evil nemesis has a evil cat he strokes and the scary tom cat from Hairy Maclary called "Scarface Claw". Not to mention the cheshire cat from Alice in Wonderland, they are all evil or wicked. Hence my assumption cats are evil.
My day began as any other Monday work day. I went to work then came home where I decided to have a nap. Feeling the tiredness from work. After my nap I decided to put some washing on. Gathered up my washing in my washing basket and procceded on down stairs. Suddenly I heard this jingling and looked down to see our tenants below us cat.
I somehow in my startled state found myself stumbling and and almost flying down the stairs missing a step and going all the way down the small hallway adjoining to the stairs, stopping at the front door with a bit of a fumble and bump. As my washing basket was out in front it hit the door and then I fell backwards onto my bum.
This is why I think cats are EVIL! Sitting on my bum washing basket and clothes all upside down I started to Laugh then snort and laugh together. Getting up I turned to see the cat slinking down the stairs looking at me with what looked like a grin. Ok so I know cats don't grin but I swear this cat looked like it was.
Cats are evil and that's why I love dogs. Loyal, friendly and only happy to be your best companion when you need them to be.
I may hear people disagree but thats my opinion and i'm sticking by it.
Loves, safety to all
xx Goldy
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